Singer CeeLo Green took to Twitter today to make an attempt to define what rape is, shortly after pleading no contest for charges that he slipped a woman ecstasy without her consent in 2012
He looks and acts like a roach
this is the kind of fucking bullshit I’m taking about.
What the fuck yo
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
I AM SCREAMING.
oh my god
huge trigger warning but oh my god
No…no… Comedy central unfortunately hit the nail on the year and just ouch
PANDAS ARE A BUNCH OF CUNTS. I’m done with pandas, and I’ll tell you why: every fucking living creature loves pandas. The panda doesn’t have a natural predator on the planet and they’re dying out because they’re fucking dicks!
Fuck’em! Let’em die out! The pandas don’t fuck each other, therefore they don’t have babies, therefore there are no fucking pandas! They’re dead weight, let’s lose the fucking pandas!
We’ve tried! We’ve fucking tried! We, the human race, put pandas in cages together and tried to help them fuck, but they, we go: “THERE’S A PANDA! GO FUCK THE PANDA!” and they just look at eachother!
YOU PUT ME IN A CAGE WITH ANYTHING. ANYTHING. AND AFTER A WEEK I’LL FUCK IT!
You think that pandas know they’re Chinese and they’re taking the one-child policy too serious?
remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason
I just can’t
how bad the puns on this site are getting
That is the best pun EVER